Me, a fat lady and I need to have a come to Jesus meeting! I have no clue who she is, but every time I look in the mirror, she is there, standing right in my way. Where she came from is a mystery, but I really need to figure it out, so I can send here back.
For a while now, I have chosen to just ignore her, in hopes that she would get bored and leave on her own. NO such luck. Matter of fact, the more I ignore her, the fatter she gets. At first, when I would look in the mirror and see her, I thought "Oh my, she might want to work on that." Now, when I look in the mirror and see her looking back at me, all I can think is, "Dear God, when did that happen?" She is making it almost impossible to ignore her.
What does she want, you ask? I have no idea. I have tried to ask her, but it is like I am talking to myself. This woman is everywhere. She picks out my clothes (What a nightmare, I don't wear a size 18!), she drives my car (straight to some fast food drive-thru), she sits on my couch (for hours on end) and she sleeps in my bed (even during the day).
Well, I have had it! I am done with this woman. Some how, some way, I have got to show her the door. It is time to try something new. I am going to put her on a diet. We will see how she likes that! I know I have not seen the last of me, but I am really hoping that she will react to proper nutrition like the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz . . . I want to hear her say, "I'M MELTING!" as she disappears much like she arrived. . . Quickly and without warning.
Join me as I start my Zrii journey.
amyhall.myzrii.com
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